Pegged to paper — You know, the thing fiat’s supposed to represent? Fiat currencies (like the US dollar) are technically just paper — but people still treat them as valuable. Stablecoins aim to replicate fiat, claiming to be pegged 1:1 to the dollar (which itself is just… paper). STAPLECOIN embraces the absurdity. Forget pretending to be backed by dollars. We’re directly pegged to paper itself, mocking how fiat and even stablecoins rely on abstract trust. STAPLECOIN keeps it real by going straight to the raw material: paper.